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(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

The most unfortunate of conjoined twins!

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

I never thought I would like beards
until I got with the beardedwife.

It's a bit hairy. But I like it dangerous!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

*loves*
I have gradually persuaded Lady Doom that a beard is a good thing...

It's the full on Darwin / Marx beard she objects to now.
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

The great thing about having a beard for years
...is that you can shave it off and no-one will recognise you. It's the perfect inverse disguise.

But I've never had one so what do I know.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

Apparently I look younger without...
i.e. I look 30 instead of 40, when I'm only 26.
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

Beardedwife has a box beard
but only shaves around it once every couple of weeks.

I'm so used to it I don't even realise when he does shave.

It's something else to grab onto during carnal acts ;)
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

like going on the waltzers
or the dodgems?

oh, i thought it said carnival acts
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

Hehehe
I've not been able to stomach fairground rides since the Waltzer at the free Limp Bizkit concert at Finchley Park.

I don't think I ate for the rest of the weekend.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

Going up the log flume!

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

Oh... Lady Doom doesn't need beards to grab onto....
We had a special rail fitted.
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

o_O

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:30, archived)

That was
my first introduction to the world of sex.. a picture of the hairiest man in existance.
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

I wonder if these two were real hippies
and if a 'where are they now,' documentary would be interesting, or more dire viewing than something like Jeremy Clerkson in Hells Kitchen, or similar
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:34, archived)