once you've watched it, you can't unwatch it


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( new_matt, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

More LIES!
Class film.


( Joe Scaramanga loves horses all this week, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

Yes! I've never laughed so hard at a final scene...

(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

I'm pffting just thinking about it

( Joe Scaramanga loves horses all this week, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

I think I'm going to watch it tonight
I've got 3 copies, one DVD, one VHS and one I recorded onto VHS off bbc1 at about 2 in the morning...

Oh and woo to that delightfully morbid picture :D
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Nuts asked to use it!
I politely declined.

I don't mind sticking it on here, but god knows what would happen if it appeared in print
( Joe Scaramanga loves horses all this week, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

japes and lol's?

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

i couldnt agree more

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

Great film.

( A Vagabond Fake! No rain, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

It's on my shelf
and I just can't be arsed to watch it.

I like a Life Less Ordinary. She's in that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

i heart that film
and the theme song is my favourite ash song, so i was most happified when they played it at their first UK gig after charlotte left
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

Which song's that then?

( TY&GN, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

a life less ordinary
(inventive title) can't remember what the demo title was
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

Oh...
Not one I recognise. Like Ash a lot though
( TY&GN, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

first single released when charlotte joined
chatted to mark after the gig and he said they'd written and practiced it before she joined the band so it was easy to go back to playing without her.

check out gashed.weebly.com (ash webzine) there's a cartoon on there drawn by xlvii from these parts, as well as some other lovely stuff
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

never seen it
looks a bit pish
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

Probably is.
Apparently I've got cock all taste.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

no, you misunderstood
I told you to taste all my cock.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Even the insidy bits?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Your very first one....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

JOY!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

It's taken you a while, honey...
But it was well deserved.

*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

*snuggles*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

I hereby rename you
Urethra Franklin
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Jesus HATES you. Yes, you. Just you., Thu 29 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

I shall sing
the Bruised Bladder Blues.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

first?
you must have her on ignore.(most of the time)
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

The Cap'n!??!?!?!
Certainly not!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

I'm just astounded it's her first
she's always talking bad.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Yeah, but once one has 'tuned in', as it were
It's no real issue ;-)

And then sometimes, she pulls a real blinder (like the above)

Edit: Well, more sort of over there *points*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

Fuck you, I'm dead hurt.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

*hugs*
I just mean, you have a rather vivid way of describing things... we have had quite a few conversations about necrophilia, scat and bestiality remember...?

I wasnt being harsh for harshness sake, if anything I'm criticising jpg for not having bestowed this award on you sooner.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

Hang On!
What did I do???
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

:D
failed in your certificate bestowing duties for everytime capt said something grotesque.

I'll let you off with a warning.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

ooops!
Sorry, sir canihaveanotheronepleasesir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'm joking, my loveable scruff.
If I was hurt by the abuse you ladle down my knickers daily I'd never stop crying. I know you're only showing your adoration.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

IT'S NOT ABUSE
you cunt!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:49, archived)

Hah, no arguments about the adoration though.
*knew it*

Right, I'm off for a triumphant dbroon-owning cigarette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

that's nothing!
i've got sod all but horror, disney and carry on films.
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Horror wins...

( Joe Scaramanga loves horses all this week, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

indeed.
evil dead trilogy, night, dawn(original and remake), day and land of the dead, nightmare on elm street box set, plus many others.
no, mum, i'm not homicidal, i promise!
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Horror FTW.
I can't watch a lot of Disney.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

herculese is awesome
i like the little mermaid because i look like ursula the sea witch.
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

Oh, if only my hair was longer
and I had an improbably small waist...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

do you have a tail?
a fishy tail?
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

wow!
I like the bit in carry on doctor when barbara windsor is walking along and the ambulance driver goes "pfwoaaaaaarrghhh , get a load of that!"
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

*gets cockweasel in a headlock*
*licks up the side of his face*
you know you love me, everybody does
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

It's spelled Cockweasle
*stamps foot* =D
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

hahaha
that's quite similar to the way that I review films.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

apparently, I'm presenting Film 2010 after Jonathan Ross dies horribly.
"this week there were a few new films, but a lot had subtitles and I was too fucked to read so I don't know what happened. There were a few american films to, but they had Adam Sandler in them."
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

one of my work colleagues suggested I do film reviews.....
eg. Moulin rouge - It looks fucking shite
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

It LOOKS beautiful.
However Ewan can't sing, bless him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

but there's singing in it and nicole kidman's in it.
the only musical I like is
Happiness of the Katakuris
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

It is
really, really bad.. even worse than you'd think it could be
( Finite will have the flat to himself! :D, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

I didnt really get on with Life Less Ordinary
I'm not keen on 'screwball comedy' (Bringing up baby accepted), but I thought Holly Hunter was a stone cold FOX in it
( Joe Scaramanga loves horses all this week, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

only film she's foxier in
is the incredibles
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

^ this.
It's the voice, it must be the voice.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

if i wasn't waiting for my dad to pick me up i'd whack the
incredibles on now
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Whack one out to the Incredibles?

( Joe Scaramanga loves horses all this week, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

dirty mind young sir
i did not in any way infer such a thing

but damn violet'd be jailbait if it was real
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

thank the lord it wasn't just me, then....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

but it has cameron diaz in it
and kobe tai.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

Kobe Tai?
Really?

Goodness!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:50, archived)