...and finally


(see the film, buy the lunchbox)

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( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:22, archived)

and talking about fucking shopping

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:23, archived)

^ this
would indeed have made a better tag-line
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

Sounds more like a tagline for the london bash.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

Lol, since when have b3tans had sex?
:)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

SEVENTEEN.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

^this

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

yes.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:31, archived)

I'm having it now.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

your woman understands your needs :)
and the priority b3ta takes
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:31, archived)

I remember once, I was in bed with a ladyfriend one afternoon, I was under the covers, keeping her amused.......
then I heard the James Bond tune on the telly and stopped what I was doing and jumped out of bed to see when it was on. I don't think she was amused
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

on one memorable occasion i had to leave the post-coital cuddle to draw something
that didn't go down well
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:38, archived)

hahahahahaha
I've done that to play nintendo
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:39, archived)

wow... at least mine i was forgiven because she likes my cartoons...

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

if I remember correctly it was Crono trigger on the snes, I was still sitting there the next morning

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

then you were fully justified in your actions

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:47, archived)

i just had a wank

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:31, archived)

I'm having a wank and a shit.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

and sex?
I want an invite next time.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

your having a
shank
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 1:51, archived)

just finished. time to play pokemon

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:55, archived)

I just accidentally flicked myself on the nipple

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:39, archived)

Well that's turned me on.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:39, archived)

for the love of god woman.

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

What?

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

you've already been showing yourself to people this week, you'll have have of internet land needing hot showers
oh dear me its late, i should go start revision
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

*cold.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

thats what i meant...

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

GO AND REVISE, YOU OAF.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:45, archived)

en route now
i've just closed photoshop and illustrator
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

There's a good girl. :)

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

*loveslaps*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:47, archived)

*golden

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

Bash?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

As if an accidental nipple flick is sexy, at all!
I was reaching for the remote but not paying attention. Not even a bit sexy.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:45, archived)

you've no idea the monsters you're dealing with here
anyway, revision must happen. night night b3ta
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:47, archived)

Night night :)
MY NIPPLES MISS YOU ALREADY
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:48, archived)

*goes for a bloody cold shower*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:48, archived)

Blimey
there's no need to self harm over them
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:50, archived)

Lucky bastard...
*cries a bit*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

goodnight

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

I don't remember Jeccy doing that one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

I meant the 'talking about fucking shopping' part....

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

do people use their real names at these bash things? I hope not

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

I haven't used mine since the Nuremberg trials.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

Beer shopping.
1 beer in exchange for money pls.

ALSO, STOP AVOIDING MY BADGERING AND COME TO THE BASH.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:29, archived)

i have theories about jeru and sunlight

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

Same, but replacing the sunlight with people.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

people can turn jeru to dust?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

Perhaps :(

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

What a lovely thought!
You could get a people tan.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

i'd still be pretty sallow i reckon

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

pffft probably
still, it'll be nice to be out of the house
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

also: aging gracelessly.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 30 May 2008, 5:59, archived)