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( djol, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

MERKA FOR THE LOLS.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

fuck yeah.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

Yeeehaw!
I'm gonna upload me a internet virus!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

HOOYAAAAH!
GONNA BLOW ME UP A MOTHERSHIT! SURE AM!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

We're sure to win because we have every kind of minority available!
A Jew, a black man, a....err....red neck...bloke.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

a drunken redneck in an F18
how can we fucking fail!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

FUCK YES!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

CHRIST I'M THROBBING WITH PATRIOTISM NOW
GOTTA LOAD UP AND BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

That film clearly needed to be less shit and American.
Things should have been fucking hopeless until a zombie Manfred von Richthofen turned up in his red triplane and gunned the fuck out of everything.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

it would have had the edge on realism, certainly

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

oh god...
you've just reminded me how dire that film actually was.

And I fucking loved it when I was 10 :(
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

YEAH! AMERICA FUCKING SAVES THE WORLD AGAIN!
FROM EVIL ALIENS GOING FROM PLANET TO PLANET!

NOW AMERICA GOES FROM PLANET TO PLANET

OPENING MCDONALDS AND STARBUCKS!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:09, archived)