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( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 May 2008, 19:58, archived)

WOO!
Although the girl made the advances.. so technically she's a reverse paedo...
(Canazza, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:01, archived)

It goes a lot more in depth in the book...
but I'm too uncultured to have read it.
( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:02, archived)

There's a book?
Add's to reading list....
( oAmadeuso Godot still isn't coming., Sat 31 May 2008, 20:10, archived)

there isn't
or if there is it's an adaptation of the film

Luc Besson spun the idea out of his earlier film Nikita, but he wrote it as a movie, not a book
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

Yeah I fucked up...
I think I'm thinking of some sort of mixture of Lolita and La Femme Nikita.
( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:15, archived)

Now there's a book which contains paedophilia.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

That's Lolita, you see.
Obviously Nikita is ephebophilia.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:20, archived)

Can I say "FAIL" yet?
:)
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:16, archived)

It's tatooed on my forehead.

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

backwards, I hope

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:19, archived)

except that he's not
not even in the French edit where she asks him to sleep with her

because he doesn't

he just kills Gary Oldman (and a lot of other people besides)

a more accurate title would be: "Assassin"
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:05, archived)

I like the bit with the American
And all his bodyguards jump on him.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sat 31 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

Not really an accurate description of the film or the book.
Yes there is a sexual undercurrent, but clearly Leon does not in any way act upon it. The infatuation is entirely one sided.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:14, archived)

LIES
This is one of my favourite films so I am offended on its behalf that you would suggest such a thing.

:)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

down with this sort of thing.
leon is god.
God i tell you. If i was a little girl i'd want to sleep with leon. because he's god.
(jonjonjon, Sat 31 May 2008, 21:47, archived)