And it only lasts 75 minutes
The three audible words and phrases on leaving the cinema were "shit", "crap" and "wtf?"



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(rogerzilla, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)

IT'S THE SAAAAAAAME LOG
or whatever iti s that silly cow kept saying.

silly film.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

i'm just glad it's wednesday tomorrow
even if the compo is as shit as this one, at least it'll be different
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)

ah yes, we've managed to miss a few days of compo.
wahey
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)

ello
this is true!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)

Maybe they'll extend the compo
Allowing for down time....


*runs*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)

oh no u didn't!

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)

*bumps*

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)

*bumps*
'Allo :)

Was just trying to explain to Mr Trellis how you were someone I hardly ever saw on the board!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)

i lurk far more nowadays
but have spurts of early morning posts
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)

Ah, early morning spurting....

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)

My friend insists it's real, saying they found the footage in the woods.
I keep telling him to fuck off.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)

hahaha.tell him to fuck off int othe woods with a video camera
and bloody stay there.

the silly bugger.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)

Hahahah I will do that.
In fact, I need to call him anyway, I'll make sure to bring it up.
I need to tell him that I added an old teacher of ours on facebook, to annoy him. He kept calling me "Beanlike" before he left (that's what comes up if you put my surname through the spellchecker), and he thought I was a weirdo (well he's not far off) when I used the name "Peter File" in front of him.
:D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)

tell him you found another tape?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)

well, I think your friend provides an interesting opportunity
next time you are out somewhere that's not near enough to anywhere to run away quickly

and it's dark

scaring the shit out of him should be easy :D

just try not to have it coincide with the escaping of a deranged killer lunatic from some local mental facility

hmm, sounds like the plot of some random crap movie
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)

AMERICAN PIE GOES NATURE

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)

no doubt that'll be the theme of "AMERICAN PIE 312"
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)

I saw it for the first time last year
and thought it was quite good :)
( durbster has a new game on his website, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)

It scared the bejeebers out of me
(and yes, I knew it was fake when I went to see it)
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)

It's better if you let it
I remember lots of people going to see it who were determined not to be frightened, which seems like a bit of a waste of time and money to me.

I wonder if they go into comedy films with the intention of not laughing.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)