Not A "The Sixth Sense" Entry!


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(aden_nak, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

86kb is too large for a static image
Get it under 50kb or I'll shit down your chimney.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

'Goes to fetch stepladder'
Awww yeeahhhhh, pot-poopy time again paw?
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

shit down mine then

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

So that was you was it.
I had put it down to massive herons, or possibly a drunk santa.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont post this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

Crivvens!
I cannot stand the thought of my pots and pans all in a disarray.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

I read that as "shut down your chimney" and I thought
"How will he do that? Set the server on fire?" then realised it was actually neither relevant nor funny.
Oh, how it is to be a ClanSoul :'[
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

I have nightmares about it sometimes

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

OH GOD NO!
NOT THE CHIMNEY!
NOOO! YOU'LL GET MY HOUSE SLIGHTLY SMOKEY!!!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

how is it?
I bet it's a non stop beach party

waaa

I need to go to the beach
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

No, it's wishing for a local bash.
Damn Elvis of Nazareth being local, why couldn't it be comeone COOL?

:D
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

Where is local for you?

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

Around wadebridge/bodmin (Cornwall)

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

Nards. That even futher from me than London.

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

Wow, he must practically be your cousin in that case.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

He's my friend's cousin :D
She's American, so I'm pretty safe.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

Safe - American.
How did you work that out then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

but you live in cornwall, man
once everyone's money has been taken from them they'll get sacrificed to the chicken god or something
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

i'm suddenly glad i haven't got a chimney

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

claaaaaaaaaaan

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

Enjoying b3ta?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

hell yes!
my life has time wasting capabilities again!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

Thats ok.
He'll build you one first, then shit down it.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

really?
my upstairs neighbour might e a it pissed off with that
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

It will be alright.
Cr3 is actually a sneaky romanian builder type with +7 ninja skills.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

fair enough
that should shit up the moaning old coffin-dodger upstairs anyway. is there any way he can "accidentally" feed her yappy dog cement?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

I think this should be in the FAQ
along with the penalties that go with every surplus 25kb
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

there are aliens

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0094608/
Should finish you off.
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

erm.. more like "shit loads of aliens dumb human but you is just a impatient monkey"
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)