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( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)

WHAT FUCKING EAGLE?

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)

Wonders ALSO!!!!!

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)

at the end
it was ghey!
( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)

Phew......I'm straight so that puts ME in the clear.

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)

Methinks he doth protest too much...
Assume the position!
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

I remember no eagle

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)

Not even the one that rescued gandalf off the top of the tower?
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

The film was kind of shit,
I can't remember any of it
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)

They spend the entire movie walking, sailing, climbing high towers and battling various monsters along the way,
then right at the end a fucking great bird picks them up and takes them directly back home.

So...
( WiL can take it all!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

so you need to wait for The Hobbit to have it explained

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

Well I guess you could argue they needed to get rid of the nasty evil forces first before such convenient travel was available,
otherwise teh big evil eye woulda zapped it deaded...
( WiL can take it all!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)

well, mostly Gwahir didn't get involved in such stuff

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

^this
The eagles were apolitical and would not have flown to Mordor while the Dark Lord reigned.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

Teh Eagles had politics!?
Oh wait, intelligent walking trees, yeh...
( WiL can take it all!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)

No, they were apolitical
:-)
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)

A political what?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)

I Don't think that editing & continuity were an issue in Tolkein's day bud.

(Michelle Obama's Stalker STILL doesn't know how to use the linkify button., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

it's explained perfectly well

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)

the eagle came to save sam and frodo
after they put el ring in mount el doom



i dno what i was trying to do there....


the books are better!
( Kaydie wishes she was a little bit hyphy, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)

That old chesnut...
why didnt they just fly the ring to mordor and save alot of hastle...
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)

Would have been much better
than sitting through nines hours of shite.
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)

9 hours would have been better with more Sean bean..
I was like "Fucking do it Sean! take the ring, Yorkshire needs that power!"
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)

^this
...and wield the ring to flatten Lancashire
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)

*stands at border, shaking fist*

( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)

Nonsense, no yorkshire man can wield the ring. It must be destroyed, but not by mortal weapons.
The ring can only be destroyed in the hot pot in which it was created.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)

HAHAHA
So Yorkshire is the land of men.. Lancashire is Mordor... Cumbria are the dwarfs? Lincolnshire is the Shire?

Who are the elves... Northumbria or Durham?
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)

Far away shores, must be southerners surely?
Look at them with their groomed hair and complete lack of beards!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)

Whos gonna be the ents?
I think Scotland Wales and Ireland should get a look in here...
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)

They're trees!
You're analysing beyond any parallels now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)

So Norfolk then?
...
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)

The bit with the ents in The Two Towers wouldn't crack me up as much if it was just people who are slightly inbred.
"WHAT, TREES?!!!..AFAGAFHAFHFHF MY LEGS!!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)

GOLLUM IS A SCOUSER

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)

Definatly
*cant be bothered to find that gollum-chav thing floating round the net*

I wouldnt be suprised if that was done by a b3tan actualy...
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)

Because the eagles wouldn't go

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)

read the books.
booob.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)

they books is better
they mixed it up in the film.
made no sense...well, little bit....
but bits happened in the wrong films!
( Kaydie wishes she was a little bit hyphy, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)

ooo eck!

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)

:D

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)

:D

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)