cock a doodle don't, thanks.

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

Are you oppressing Belinda Carlisle's right to have a penis?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

No *sings
Oooh baby do you know what that's worth?
Oooh heaven is a thing called girth
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

Aint that the truth.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

etc
They say in heaven girls cum first
oooh heaven is thanks to my girth
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)