*visits*
1. Next time you're in the neighbourhood, check out the local phone booths. The tart-carder on that patch sprays the booths with cheap perfume, presumably to get you in the mood. He or she has been doing this for years.

2. If this turns up as a challenge, have you got a money-earning number we can use for entries?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post167422

:o)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

how about the Helpline at 'The Planet'?

( The Great Architect, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

Hahahahaha!
One step away from a grudge-fuck, that.

Reminds me of this a bit (NSFW):
www.flickr.com/photos/backingblair/9493292/
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha and indeed 'oooomph'

( The Great Architect, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)