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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

What a cracking pair
of eyes
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

and
plastic tits
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

i was once with a lady who was very proud of her fake boobies.
and i must say i found them very fun and not big plastic lumps.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

they are so fake

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

isn't that posh spice?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

her 'working' name is chanelle...



...apparently.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

isn't that whooshing sound over your head telling you anything?
:o)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

that I don't know much about Posh Spice?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)