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My favourite ever Viz letter:

'To make Countdown more interesting, why not change the letter selcetion to 'Cuntsonant' or 'Bowel'. A naked Carol Vorderman could then pull the letters from her vag / arse according to what the contestant has selected.
I believe these changes would encourage more teenagers to take an interest in language and mathmatics.'
( Albert Marshmallow, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)