*smacks bum with an asparagus

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

do it quickly
they're almost out of season!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

oooh i had some GORGEOUS ones last night
perfect
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)