Ning...


I woked up too early, how is everyone?

From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:38, archived)

gingers are really sexy
edit: should be toapy, NSFW compos, jesus, b3ta is filled with things that look like tart cards...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)

I'm sexy as fuck and
as ginger as they come.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:44, archived)

You have a penis
sorry but you have to pay by the hour...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:45, archived)

SEXIST!
what's the rate?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)

depends on the acts performed
probably kick it off at somethings around au$50/hr and then all the way up to au$1000/hr
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)

If I donkey punch you to fuck
and leave you with a pink sock you can bill me later.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:53, archived)

Hums, I think for you I will demand a deposit

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)

Oh I have a deposit
for you, you little teasing minx.

edit:// Hang on. How old are you? I might fuck a stab wound but you better be over 12.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:56, archived)

*gets receipt book*
incidentally you've had 12 minutes of cyber talk at a minimum rate of au$50/hr that's au$10 ...

ching ching!

edit: 21
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)

I'll knock it off your mom's bill
Oh god that was harsh ( but I'm doing comedy with the kids ;))
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 5:03, archived)

my mum's not a duck
unless she's been doing some of those really weird fantasy things again...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 5:05, archived)

hahahaa
:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)

Arf!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)

Morning lovely
you have summed it all up in a marbelous toapy image that took you seconds to make. And I know you have half a clue how to use tattyshop.

I despair how all the challenges seem now to be designed to require no effort or skill in a bid to get quantity over quality on the site.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:44, archived)

I'm not averse to toapy goodness, as anyone who has observed my penchant for LOLstuff will know,
but I'm starting to understand the objections many of the board nazis have for them now...
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 4:50, archived)