oooh.
looks just like whatsisname.

um.

Michael Keaton!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:28, archived)

I bet that's
the George Clooney one, its all blue and shiny.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:29, archived)

Michael Keatons real name
is Michael Douglas, but ol' prune face beat him to hollywood, so he chose Keaton (after Buster..)
FACT!
( munkt0n, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:29, archived)

Wow.
What an interesting fact almost as interesting as my 'no it's George Clooney' post.
Wow.


sorry
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)

.zZ
*wha?* sorry, sent myself to sleep with that one..
( munkt0n, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)

Stewart Granger's real name was
James Lablanche Stewart, but again someone else got there first.
(Not that anyone knows who Stewart Granger was, but I love him)
( butchbint, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)

so does
my mum. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)

michael keaton
was born with no face so drew one on using one of them pens that's like 4 different coloured biros in one. FACT.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)

michael douglas
keeps a pit full of pianos in his garage. FACT
( munkt0n, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)

michael
parkinson has 2 arses. FACT.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)

tito, the 10th jackson,
runs a second hand book shop in Largs
( munkt0n, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)

the ginger
one from girls aloud will die at the age of 27.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:38, archived)

In five years
Mercury will be drinkable.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)

the sun
is not as far away as you think it is.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:40, archived)

If all the people
in Japan stood up and jumped all at the same time the resulting tidal wave would sink the Isle of Man.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:43, archived)

the most
common girls name in france is 'fat dave'
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)

Chickens
are, in fact, herbs.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)

sheep
all drive Ford Fiestas
( butchbint, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)

if all a man's
veins and arteries were laid end to end then that man would die.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)

Depending on their size and breed,
some horses can yodel.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)

the difference
between soldiers and sailors is that all sailors are gay.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)

Only 3 out of
4 acrobats have ever been to Paris in the autumn.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)

saying goodbye
is always the hardest thing.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)

Sorry
seems to be the hardest word.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)

you are
frowned upon in many catholic countries.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)

If only the good die young,
how do you explain Gandhi?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)

it's a fine
line between love and hate. and with that i'm afraid i must leave you. bovine, as always, it's been a pleasure.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)

Also
soldiers taste better dipped in boiled eggs.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)

Every 2 minutes a woman has a baby.
we must find this woman and stop her
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)

if she does
you'll feel awful.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)

pfffffft, like
anyone'll remember who she is by the time she's 27.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)

I don't know
who she is now.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)

something to look forward
to, then.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)

no
michael parkinson is an arse, as is michael douglas and michael aspel and michael keaton.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)

Isn't it strange that
Michael J. Fox and Michael Parkinson share the same first name?
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)

But
Michael J Fox has Parkinson's...



Sorry, so very very sorry
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)

Miiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnddddddd Piiiiiissssssss etc.

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)

Wow,
That was you?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)