Depending on their size and breed,
some horses can yodel.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)

the difference
between soldiers and sailors is that all sailors are gay.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)

Only 3 out of
4 acrobats have ever been to Paris in the autumn.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)

saying goodbye
is always the hardest thing.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)

Sorry
seems to be the hardest word.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)

you are
frowned upon in many catholic countries.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)

If only the good die young,
how do you explain Gandhi?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)

it's a fine
line between love and hate. and with that i'm afraid i must leave you. bovine, as always, it's been a pleasure.
( stouffer, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)

Also
soldiers taste better dipped in boiled eggs.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)

Every 2 minutes a woman has a baby.
we must find this woman and stop her
( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)