Dont you ever...


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(scowners Started to be a twat at, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

FUCK YEAH
*calls*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

why do girls love horses?
did anyone else put white toothpaste stripes across their noses and pretend to be adam ant?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

Yes.
Mainly used to do it to old ex boyfriends though. Phwoar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

my sister back-combed her hair
to try to look like limahl
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)

not as far as I can remember
I once put a tea towel on my head and pretended to be Princess Diana getting married...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

HAHAHA.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

i tied a red teatowel around my shoulders
and mimed "spanish train" into a hairbrush in front of my mates.
in my defence, i was both pissed and stoned.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

I once spent years and years and years of my life developing
the skills of a turntablist because I thought being able to scratch is cool... then everyone else moved on... :(

(I still think it's cool though so you can all fuck off. Word.)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

i never thought it was cool
that's not my style
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

well - it is - so rasp

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

/is true to hip hop

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)

i'm more of a rock chick myself
with a bit of motown thrown in
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

i've never been able to have a style
i like too many different types of thing. 70s punk, 80s new romantic, 50s greaser, 1880s fashion. Christ if i tried to amalgamate them....
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)

7580s new pumeaser

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)

GLAM FOLK

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)

*goes shopping*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

you're correct, they are idiots

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)

:D

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)

loony

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)

and I say 'once'
it was this weekend... and I was naked apart from the tea towel. Prince's Harry and Sally (or whatever they are) were not impressed:

"that's our dead mummy you naked bastard - she just wanted to be the queen of our hearts..."
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

No
but if you put talc on your hair at the front while its still wet, you got a nice effect of having a small section dyed al la david sylvian
(scowners Started to be a twat at, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)

hmmmm
i'm washing my hair later, i may try that.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

It is only an effect
not a permanent thing :-)
(scowners Started to be a twat at, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)

Is t Pimms O'clock already?
grrr! I've been awake since 11:30pm and finish my shift at 11pm!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

aaaaawww, poor ghosty!
*hugs*
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

Well I was meant to have a heck in at 1
But as they haevn't turned up then they'll just have to call instead of buzzing.
*buggers off to use an empty room*

EDIT: Arse! The second I try that I get a buzz on the door for someone looking for a room.
*regrrrrs*
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

Are your typing fingers tired? Or is it trendy to have a typo on every line?
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)

I am knackered beyond sdrow!

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

Yeah
That'd do it
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

that's the problem with running a guest house
you get guests
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)