dignity phobe?
Sounds like some kind of space age communication device.
"Quick Cpt. Qwlark, get me High Command on the dignity phobe"
( Dr Drink, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

hehehehe
its one of my favourite phrases. i think i originally spotted it in the Tv Go Home book.....
(hazey, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)