About time I did this....

(I just hope I studied the FAQ well enough to get it right:)

Edit: Thanks for being so nice guys. I was afraid of posting here until now:) *hugs*

From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

(cowboyhatwithwindowlegs, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

all bar the spelling
discretion

other than that, woo to you
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

DAMN!
months of teaching myself photoshop, learning layers, getting my mind around how to re-size and I fuck it up with a typo!
(cowboyhatwithwindowlegs, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

you're post is highly insensitive to his family and friends
but I think it's funny! So you win 1 click

(it's also a fine post, in accordance with faq)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

KEBAB!!
You've missed a fine opportunity to be a pedant. The bloke has fucked the area code!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

It is a mobile:P

(cowboyhatwithwindowlegs, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

ah then it works,
actually I checked your profile and saw you were Aussie so I started looking for a joke in the numbers, yes, I'm a nerd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)

obviously
:P
(cowboyhatwithwindowlegs, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

hahahahah!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

I might change my username
to "Big Hard Barb"
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

do it dude
what's the worst that could happen
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

a sweaty bumming from Ann Widdecombe with a strap-on

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

Cor!
Bet that tastes salty!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

She doesn't need a strap-on
Clit like a copper's truncheon
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

No, worst. He said worst.
Oh.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

*bludgeons with a stingray*
That?
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

lol!

(cowboyhatwithwindowlegs, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

COCK OFF, NOOB
Hahahaha - gotcha!
Well it wouldn't be b3ta without a bit of jovial flaming on your first post.
Welcome, pull up whale, shop a chump, you'll never leave.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

Maybe wanna Compo it though??
Other than that Woo!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

how do I do that?

(cowboyhatwithwindowlegs, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

Click edit, choose the compo from the drop-down menu.

( Bob Todd, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

FANKOO!

(cowboyhatwithwindowlegs, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

You're welcome. (:

( Bob Todd, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

a thought
yes, just where is your cement?
(dokblake so little time, so many targets, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)