Tea is good today


From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

Unluckiest. Heather. Ever.
Gypsy woman, money back please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

Arf!

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

Hello Mighty Thor. How's Valhalla?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

a bit busy today
a few people in and a small amount of fit hitting the shan. luckly not my fault or in my direction.

hows the lully CW today?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Exactly what you said, plus damn voucher orders
which are easy but tedious, hence my presence here.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Quite so.
Nicely put.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

:D
Is succinctity a word?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

It can be, if you'd like.
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

:D Are you Lord Dictionary?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

Every other Wednesday, yes I am.
:D

/rubbish secret identity blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

This is excellent.
Oh, the possibilities.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

I always reckoned that Salsify
would be better as a verb.

;)

Edit: As in 'to make a dance more Spanish'
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Oh yes, totally.
*salsifies self and offers to sexy mexicans*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

*changes nationality*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Hahaha, do the Speedy Gonzales voice and I'm yours.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

Google says no.
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+succinctity&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

Google's a prick.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

Naaa
I'd have to get legless first!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

You know the first thing he'd say afterwards is 'Cheers, Legless'.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

hahaha
everyones favourite qotw troll
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

Or boasted he was going to give her another foot:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

BOOMBOOM

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

she would fuck you over a barrel

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

when she gets drunk does she take her false leg off?

( Dances with Rabbits Mamma told me not to Cum, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

She drinks gin out of it.
Well, if I had a false leg I'd ask for it to be hollow so I could.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

yeah
i'd keep a bottle of spitit in it
( Dances with Rabbits Mamma told me not to Cum, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

And I bet she drinks rubbish gin as well.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

ACTUAL rubbish gin.
She sucks old dishcloths from the pub.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)