and in reality we'd be seeing the bbc news headline
"BEAR SHOT DEAD IN RAILWAY STATION"

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

I always used to think 'Wanted on Voyage'
meant Interpol were onto him...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

oh he's definately some kind of dodgy latin geezer innit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/12/08/bopaddington.xml
:D

edited for mongness
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)