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# OM NOM NOM
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaahahahahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Brilliant!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
nom nom nom nom nom
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# nom!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ARGH!
CANNOT UNSEE.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Use the memory ray Smithers
Do you mean the revolver?

Yesss
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I call it the Spruce Moose.
Get in.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# But Sir! this is only a model!
I. SAID. GET. IN. *click*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Fnar!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahah
she can't stop
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pfft!
Oh you!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# oh, god,
it's my sister's wedding all over again!
*rocks in corner due to bad, bad memories*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# does she like the cayke then?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# a little too much
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# HAHAH.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# what's growing in her cake?
*smirks at ambiguity*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# yes!
eat him! eat him good!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yay! Officegiggle!
have a click!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
FP NOW!!!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I don't really understand how the magic donkey works anymore
... does it only elevate those mortals who gain enough popularlity?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# MAGIC
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# DONKEY
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *cliques*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *cough*
Who is the Magic Donkey?
His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# These are lies
made up by the Buffalo of lies.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Different donkey I think
But damn that Buffalo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Oh - I see
well - that helps me out a bit... when I think of all the sacrifices I've made to the Magic Donkey trying to get a front page... silly silly me... all those poor virgins.

:(
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I feel your pain
I was doing the same for years...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# virgins, you say?
yay! i'm safe!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# no - I said I'd run out of virgins and I've had to move on...
could everyone please line up in order of purity
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ummm......wait there...
*runs and hides*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# That cant be right,
it just gave Mongychops 2 FPs in a row.



Sorry Mongy
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I've been trying to work out who picks the front page since I joined
and am still no closer to working out who does it other than the obvious 3
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# yeah
fucking Enid Blyton...

seriously though, how often can Bob be watching the board... is he watching right now?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# bob was about a second ago
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I think it's you.
You are on there all the time. I suspect cheating. Promoting your talented humorous art to the front page all the time. Tch. Disgraceful. :)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It's the moderators
Although nobody knows who they are either
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# that's who I mean
I hope you meant that
You did mean that didn't you?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Of course...
...otherwise it'll look like I'm a complete thicky...



oh noes!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# YES!
I is in yor fence, eatin your chavs!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# i bet that hurt like fuck
woooo yay!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# yeah, kicking that poor wall in the face like that....
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# It's angry now!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha yessss
That made me gurgle like a prostitutes shower plug. Super shin snapping bite action.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# class.
:)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahah
nyom nyom nyom
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
excellent,i can seesome serious broken legage there.

wheree'sit from?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# links
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# clearly that person is an idiot
but that looks like a very broken leg...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# it'sthe panicy "helpme,helpme"!
that really makes it.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I have been wondering how long the emergency services took to get there
surely they'd need lifting gear to hoist those concrete slabs up and off him :D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I am so glad I saw that.
It made me regain my faith in human stupidity.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
genius
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
What is that?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# looks like
a chav idiot kicking in a concrete fence
:D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Ah right.
It was all just crazy pixels for a while.

I think parts of my brain are on strike today.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hahahah!
Brilliant!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ...Furthermore
Would any medico / Dr'ish types who have seen it be able to venture an opinion on, bone snappage? or just lots of bruising?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# dude watch the video, the top slat falls flush against the other.
in my opinion it looks like instant amputation...
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Not quite flush
Enough space to entrap a weasly thin underfed chav ankle.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Incorrect. Watch it again.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i did, you're right, there's an inch gap.
i don't know many people ANYONE who has a one inch ankle.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# he does
now
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Definitely a shattered bone
very nasty (hopefully) and probably a permanent limp eventually.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Since the gap between the slabs is not quite flush I would say that
no amputation, but severe damage to the muscular tissues and definate broken bones (if not fragmented)
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Thing is
it's the definite injury that makes it funnier for me
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# LOVE this
Om nom nom NOM!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# FP
NOW!!!

*clicks*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# TRIUMPH BRAKE CALIPER IS SAD.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Give him a couple of drips of brake fluid
that always cheers him up
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# are you kidding? it makes him go mental when you give him that!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# KOALA!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Goddam brake calipers
*wanders off muttering*
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Awwwwwww
He wants to be out there, slowing things down! He is bored on your bookcase...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# FUCKYES!
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I wonder how bad his leg was
it looks like it got pretty crushed
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I heard
it was amputated... although this is from a friend of a friend of a friend....
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like this and doesn't want to look at it again, then.
We've all done some stupid stuff when we were young, doesn't mean we "deserved" to have our legs amputated.
This probably makes me a humourless dick or something, I dunno.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)
# this wins the internets
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i didnt think
it would be possible for that video to be any funnier

jolly good show
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It's already been done....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)