*cough*
Who is the Magic Donkey?
His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

These are lies
made up by the Buffalo of lies.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

Different donkey I think
But damn that Buffalo!
(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Oh - I see
well - that helps me out a bit... when I think of all the sacrifices I've made to the Magic Donkey trying to get a front page... silly silly me... all those poor virgins.

:(
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

I feel your pain
I was doing the same for years...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

virgins, you say?
yay! i'm safe!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

no - I said I'd run out of virgins and I've had to move on...
could everyone please line up in order of purity
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

ummm......wait there...
*runs and hides*
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)