TRIUMPH BRAKE CALIPER IS SAD.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

heheheh

( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

Give him a couple of drips of brake fluid
that always cheers him up
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

are you kidding? it makes him go mental when you give him that!
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

KOALA!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

Goddam brake calipers
*wanders off muttering*
( pobblepop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

Awwwwwww
He wants to be out there, slowing things down! He is bored on your bookcase...
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)