Fifteen minutes of my life I won't get back.


(bread, salmon, butter)

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE THIS COMPO

( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

It is good,
but I have no camera :'(
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

Fashion toast into amusing shape and place on scanner
Close lid and scan.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

I have no scanner...
*presses toast into monitor*

look! look at the toast!

I have recording equipment, I might record some toast......
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

You could make a song using only cooking equipment
and it would count in my book.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

I was thinking that the noise a pop up toaster makes
when the toast is done will do for the beat.
Sizzling bacon, whistling kettle, food mixer.
Combine it could all make a top tune.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

I might...
If I can be arsed...
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

Hahaha! Oh but it's crying out for Olive eyes isn't it!?
What are the teefs? Butter?
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

I have no olives handy.
And it's too late to improvise with something else, I just ate him.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

You swine!
That was ART!
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Yup.
So me eating him was art SQUARED.

Tracy Emin just popped round to rifle through the bin for the crusts.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)

*CLICK*

uhoh i can't find the thumbnail! well my last image 3 images where smaller than the RFS* so nuh - *recommended file size
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)

Domotoats!
*scratches idea from ideas list*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

Lovely.
I hope you have devoured your creation
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

Hahaha
that's rather splendid matey
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

I like this.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)