I have no scanner...
*presses toast into monitor*

look! look at the toast!

I have recording equipment, I might record some toast......
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

You could make a song using only cooking equipment
and it would count in my book.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

I was thinking that the noise a pop up toaster makes
when the toast is done will do for the beat.
Sizzling bacon, whistling kettle, food mixer.
Combine it could all make a top tune.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

I might...
If I can be arsed...
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)