This dinner. . .


. . .was a bit premature.


/relurks in teh shadowz

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)

This is what this challenge is all about.
Playing with your foods.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)

This food
liked it lots. Wants to play again, in a few hours, after a smoke and a pint or sommat.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)

A few hours?
This food is too old to play.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)

I know. I'mma
chuck it out later, get something newer and better!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)

\o/
BEGONE RUBBISH SAUSAGE, THOU ART BANISHED.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)

Excellent mayo splat
I have to say
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)

The finest you've ever seen?

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)

Normally they somewhat hinder my vision
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!


*isn't actually a slut, just wanted to comment*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)

Vision?
You've been doing it wrong. Now open wide!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)

*pulls open mousetrap*

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)

D:
Vicious.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)

That's the most unerotic euphemism ever.
No wonder no-one has had sex with you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)

Oh BURN
*shrugs*


You wouldn't say no.
;)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)

Hot XXX virgin on virgin action.
I suspect we could create a new niche porn.

And by new niche porn I mean old quite mainstream porn which has been around for years.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)

Its always about the niche porn with you.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)

Hey, I need the money.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)

I put on my wizards hat and robe.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)

TY
It's actually ranch salad dressing in the squirty bottle.
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)

Ahhh
that would explain the shape of the blobs!
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)

UGH. I laughed. :(

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)

hmm, hotdogs
I have two hotdogs left, but no appropriate fingerbuns

I'll have to make a ghetto fingerbun out of a folded slice of bread

ahhh yeah :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

That's what I've been doing
since I can't afford proper buns.

har!
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)

I had luxury sainsburys buns this week, but no more :(

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)

*smirks*
That's a bit rude!

woo!
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:03, archived)