From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

( The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

argh mine eyes are abused by a flashing animation
um what did I have for lunch today...ah. Scrambled eggs on toats!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

No.

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

apple and 2 cheeses, ham and chutney sandwich
not too exciting i'm afraid
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

I have an excellent lunch planned for today.
Yellow split pea and ham(smoked) soup, a chicken and bacon club sandwich (toasted) with lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise on it. Also I'm having 2 bags of McCoys, 1 chilli and one salt and vinegar and to drink, a glass bottle of Irn Bru.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

bastard
2 bags of crisps?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

Yes, I also have an apple and a pear for later on

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

i'm concerned that your diet appears to lack any fags or tea
it'll do you no good in the long term.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

Oh, plenty of fags. I may have some tea later on.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

you had me worried there for a moment
i thought you had an eating disorder and was about to gaz you some useful links.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahaha, I'm off to the shop for milk and more fags

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

are you a big lad?
or one of those skinny freaks who gorges all day long and doesn't put on a stone.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

Big enough.
I haven't had any breakfast
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

i see
*still jealous blog
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

fags and tea
followed by more tea and fags and yet more tea
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

I will be indulging my taste buds today with
3 litres of chip fat, 2kg of dripping, and 1 lightly salted marshmallow, all washed down with a dozen bile volovants
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

you're the one that i want
you are the volovant ooh ooh oooh
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

beef jerky and purdeys
the cornerstone of any healthy diet
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

not this shit again

( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)

ashally, this is a bit of a b3ta institution
exnay on the umble-gray
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)