i distrust its lumpy, turd-like demeanor more than its cock-like shape
but while, i'm here i'll roast for the compo

though technically, it's cheating because
(i) i drew on it in tattyshop
(ii) my mum cooked it, not me

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

Eyes on fooood!

(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

that's a bit special

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

does this look dirty to anyone else?
*books appointment with freud*
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

Ha ha ha
my new euphamism for murder -- I'm going to book you some counselling time with Sigmund!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hurrah!

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

*glees*
goes off to find source images
edit:
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

i like the one that has bum-mouth

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

Rectal prolapse mouth.
Nice.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)

DO ME NEXT STEVE

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

i'll have some of this

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)

he looks so happy to be eaten!

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)