Tastes like a loada jiz to I an I ,taarraass


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(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

I like the burger man's expression
It reminds me of this NSFW spiderman picture (2nd one down)
exporn.blogspot.com/
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

FUKCINLOLZZZOORRZZZZZ!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

Is that what i think it is hitting the young lady in t'face?
If so, there sure is a lot of it!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

This king of thing is very popular....
apparently
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

mayo or the milk of men?
I just googled the words, cum shots, and there were several (in fact dozens) of photos of real classy birds doing horrible things to mens winkles. This is my favorite even though a little far fetched, fnar fnar!!
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

I do hope that isn't actually meant to be man milk,
as if so I'm thinking faked!

(BTW, did anyone see that 'educational GIF' of 'male ejaculation' some joker posted on Wikipedia? Man I laughed. It's been replaced with stills now and a real ejaculation vid instead)
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

nah...
...but then again, not looked that sort of thing up on wiki...





:D
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

Ooh no, only poofs would ever look at a link to an ejaculating penis
DO NOT CLICK THIS: NSFW and stupidly big (1meg+) NOT EVER!!
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)

hehehe,
at work, so no way I'm clicking that :D
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)

It's one of those silly 'heavy cummer' shots, and altho I know how it's done,
it's still pretty impressive (and it ain't a false willy if that's what you're guessing!)
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

how is it done?

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

Basically he's peeing while he's cumming,
the bit where he pushes his bladder is the big giveaway.

The reason it don't look like pee is you can fill the bladder with anything by using a small douche bulb in the urethra, you 'pee backwards' essentially, folks generally use egg white or yoghurt or a mixture of both.

It is a bit dangerous tho, as filling your bladder with alien substances can have very dodgy effects!
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

i thought you couldn't pee when you had an ericshun
summat to do with keeping the sperm and the urine awayfromeachother as urine kills sperm.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

I've never tried...
you?
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

is that link not safe for work?
i can't tell.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

It's meant to be
but some things cropped up on the internets of "extreme cumshots" with laughingly false penises that shot alarmingly powerful jets of yoghurt over wimmens.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

my mate showed me one on redtube
that was like a hose being turned on
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

Ahem
NSFW at ALL
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)

wish I wasn't at work

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)

THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!
But man, I got bored halfway thru...
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)

*clicks*

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)