Copy Paste Repost: Drilled Chilli Beef!


Idea from Newsletter 265
Link: www.btinternet.com/~goosegog/DrilledChilliBeef.htm

I loved the idea so I made it and it worked very well.

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)

B3ta challenge: Post pictures of some food you made.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)

I loved the idea so I made it.

(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

fucking shittest challenge ever
no-one's getting any fucking clicks. fuck off.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)

*soooooothes*
Don't worry broon, someone's bound to set fire to the servers again soon...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

*clicks and hopes*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

I'll draw some perverted food for you when I get in
I promise
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

that'll do.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

I know, what about a biscuit in the shape of a cock?
Why has no-one made a biscuit in the shape of a cock before? Someone should do that.
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

In a new thread.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

nice.

i am going to be curing some bacon tonight.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)

Is it...
...still feeling poorly then?
(TwistedLucidity is a forgetful turd, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)

I don't want to laugh at this...
Pfffffffffffffff
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

What's it meant to be?

( Monsieur Vortex aka The Hooded Otter, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

a repost of some roast beef.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

That one of the foot in the frying pan is still amusing me.
www.b3ta.com/board/8456050

Hilarious this is, yeeeeeEEees.
( Monsieur Vortex aka The Hooded Otter, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

It's like the Broth off of Conan

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

I know it, not.
Also, have you seen 'Shoot Em Up', I rate it among 'Total Recall' as one of the funniest/sleaziest action films ever made.

I nearly shit myself I was laughing so hard.
( Monsieur Vortex aka The Hooded Otter, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

The soup with the body parts in it in conan the barbarian thet Arnie tips up on the floor.
I tried watching shoot em up but it was so bad that I switched off after the roundabout scene
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

I may need to watch it again.
Ah, yes it is ludicrous, lucky you didn't see the 'sky-diving' bit.

:D
( Monsieur Vortex aka The Hooded Otter, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)

I'll need to wait til I have some ketamine to watch it again

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)

F fucking P

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

a pearoast-beefroast?

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

DANGER-ROAST-PARADOX_DANGER-ROAST-PARADOX..

( Monsieur Vortex aka The Hooded Otter, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

YOU CAN'T FROAST BEES. THATS CRUEL.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)

Amazing! Vertical Table!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

Vertical Table has all teh 1337 sk1llzorz...
No, I don't know either.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

Allo squire
How's yourself?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

I have short hair and my shirt button all the way up.
I'm proper dapper today :)

How's your good self?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

That looks awesome :D
om nom nom.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)

Alternatively, you could not freeze the beef, not use a drill
and just use skewers on a fresh bit of meat to poke chilli, garlic, fresh herbs etc into the holes. It's a lot easier
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

or...
Eat beef. Eat chilli, garlic, and herbs etc.

Wiggle about.

No mess. No fuss. No photos of your dinner.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

NO COCKWEASLE
THAT'S NOT FUCKING MANLY ENOUGH
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

But it's the better way to flavour a joint.
Also, it doesn't result in slices of meat that look like they've been made in a factory
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)

I find fairy liquid results in lemony blue smoke

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)

that is because you are a philistine.
I do not care how they prepare roasts at the govan end =)
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

no
I was going down the predictable alternate interpretation of the word "joint" perhaps for comic effect.

Preparing a roast in govan is pish-easy.

1. Steal beef.
2. Steal oil.
3. Steal chip-pan.
4. Make sure some of giro covers leccy bill.
5. Chuck beef oot the windae at some cunt and get tore intae some sauseege and chips fae the chippy.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

oh izzat ri'?

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

Mind
My Piss !
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)

=)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)

I like the idea but
I think the whole freezing and drilling business is a bit unnecessary.
I'd just poke a long thin knife into the raw joint and push the chillies into the resulting slits.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

exactly.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)

Here,
Have a Lambshank

( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)

Christ on a bike
That just instigated "hunger mode"
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

fuck that
BROWN ALE!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)

There's also
a glass of red wine just about sneaking it's way into that photo.
( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

Aye, that's a nice shank!
the slower braised the better
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)

goddamn
a fucking meteorite crashed into your dinner
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)

goatse!
NOOOOO!!!!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)

well
I did make it from fresh. I discovered that just "poking" the chilli's in holes i nthe beef didn;t work but if you put the chilli;s in a straw. poke the straw through then pull the straw out while holding onto the end of the chilli worked very well.

but no one wil lread this so it doesn;t matter :P
( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)