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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# QUACK!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:14, archived)
# ASHALLY
I was hearing the sound the 'baby' makes in Eraserhead :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# eraserhead?
*googles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:18, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:19, archived)
# &

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:23, archived)
# @
I don't watch movies much...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# nor do i, but this one i have enjoyed a few times.
david lynch makes nice furniture, but he did direst eraserhead when he had some free time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:30, archived)
# IT IS A GOODMOVIE
One of my personal faves actually.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:31, archived)
# BUT I'D HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH IT FOR 89min
thats aaaaaaaaaaaaages!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# just watch one minute per day for three months.
that would probably improve a lot of films, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:39, archived)
# I reckon
it would still be possible to enjoy eraserhead even like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:41, archived)
# it might work.
but for bad movies, it would be great. imagine some stupid car race movie (2 fast 2 what the fuck ever, for example). one minute at a time might not make me want to hunt down all the morons who were involved in it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# You'd build a slow rage instead.
I'm almost certain. Much more dangerous too. You'd still want to hack everyone up but you'd be all smiley and weird about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i can live with that option too.
i ran into an old customer last week from when i worked at the bar. he worked there after i did and when he got fired one of the staff told him that he was just as bitter as i was.

i haven't worked there in over five years - what a legacy!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:54, archived)
# Euh!

good film though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:27, archived)
# The baby in Eraserhead always makes me want to
dig "Too drunk to fuck" out of my box of old vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:03, archived)
# EGGS OF MENACE.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# FULL OF VITAMINS
AND GROUND GLASS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:16, archived)
# VITAMIN GG IS VITAL TO GOOD SNARN GROWTH.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:24, archived)
# JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE DUNGFLINGING.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:35, archived)
# HOO FLUNG POO.
/grade 3 joketime.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:39, archived)
#
www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/chopsueyspecs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# ah so lacist

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:46, archived)
# herro i am an asian guy.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:46, archived)
# les herro! I are Azian girry!
Me ruve you rong time!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
# i m gang sucka nigga bitch ass nip who lives in asia town and i should just take off my belt and hang myself because i am useless.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:50, archived)
# if you do can I eat your body afterwards?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:53, archived)
# rectum? damn near eucharist him!

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)
# i shall fool my friends, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:50, archived)
# I just remembered
an anti-racism poster, I'm pretty sure you posted the link. Do you know which one I mean? The guy is standing behind her...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:52, archived)
# YES.
www.photobasement.com/racism-is-always-unacceptable/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's very special
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)
# heh.
looks more like a warning poster.

CAUTION: MENTALISTS MAY TRY AND EXPLODE YOUR SKULL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Li Ci Mi Cok!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# EGGS ARE VERSATILE.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# SO HOW CAN YOU USE AN EGG
OTHER THAN EATING IT OR THROWING IT OR PUTTING IT ON SOMETHING. ZERO OTHER WAYS! THAT'S A BIT CRAP YOU FUCKING EGGS.
Possibly I'm too upset about it. All I'm saying is THAT DOESN'T SEEM VERY FUCKING VERSATILE IF YOU ASK ME.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:41, archived)
# You can paint eggwhite in thin lines on your face
and when it hardens you look like you have SCARS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)
# FUCK YEAH! SCARS!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# ah, good to know.
i need to look more ugly and menacing on occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:49, archived)
# YOU FORGOT DECOR.
DON'T YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT EGGS? THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL.

ALSO: SEX AND TERROR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# if you get two eggs and put a small piece of cloth over it, it looks like areally sexy butt.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:46, archived)
# i was thinking edie the eggg woman from pink flamingoes.
and for terror, good old alien.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I hate edie the eggg woman.
Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:50, archived)
# haha, i love her.
i should mail you some of her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
seriously one of the creepiest things I've ever seen you say.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:54, archived)
# haha, i should have typed 'skin' instead of 'hair'.
lick it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:55, archived)
# COOL HAND BESSIE.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)
# YES AS SEEN FOR EXAMPLE ON THE LOVELY
DR DYSLEXIA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# i have an ass they tell me on time.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# what other farm animals do you have?

(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# SHAMPOO!
that's right

"Waiter! This POO! It's a SHAM!"

I have no idea, I'm going to drink this cup of FUCKING SEARING HOT TEA and then I'm going to go to the shop

maybe there'll be another stabbing in the shop today

what a fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)
# egads.

(captain freedom don't expect, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Egg with a face!
Eggs Dirk Benedict, if you will..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive Gold Rings wishes you a wombling merry christmas, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:01, archived)
# egg egg egg egg

(I helped save b3ta! hanke, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)
# when i was a child, i was...
...smothered with affection.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)
# EEP!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Oh bugger, it's just eaten my soul.

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Hello Clan!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Howdy, sir!
How are you this fine morning?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I'm super, thanks for asking

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
# I'm pretty good myself, thanks :D

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# In Mother Russia, breakfast eats you!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# 'Ning ghostie

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# 'ningle soulie

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# All good this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# What the fuck????!!!!111???

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
thats is toooooo freaky!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)