just add water, makes its own sauce. Doesn't leave no aftertaste


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(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)

CREAMY!

(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)

Good grief!
*drops monocle*
( Barbarossa Free xmas pudding hats for all bald people, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

You cock...
You are what you eat!

Edit: What's a Genetleman?
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

I think it was an attempt at conglomerating the words
Genital and Gentlemen.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)

Ahhh I see...
It's not often I conglomerate my genitals with gentlemen, but I guess Summer IS around the corner...
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

I will often have a wank whilst listening to
Gentlemen by The Afghan Whigs.

Does that count?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

genitalmen?

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

A tad NSFW?
My boss doesn't like it when pictures containing cocks appears on my screen. Therefore, I now have a P45, no job, lost my house, the wife has run away with the next door neighbour.

Thank you very fucking much.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)

that was quick.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)

Tesco Value Divorce?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)

ahhahahaahha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

It's like a normal
lasagnedivorce but it passes a lot quicker!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)

^ this
.

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)

Don't be daft
It doesn't look like porn
( Barbarossa Free xmas pudding hats for all bald people, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

That's almost ironic
I was just saying to my colleague that HR never seems to get things done quick enough...

Edit: How can the wife run away with the next door neighbour if you're homeless?
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

can't a homeless person have a neighbour?
next door = next to the door..
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)

I suppose
If said homeless person is lurking around someone's door themself (perhaps stalking said ex-wife?).

I'm not sure a cardboard box can have a "door" in the true sense of the word. Depends how artistic the occupant.
If they're ambitious enough, I guess they could even have extenions. after all, isn't that's what shoeboxes are for?
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

no.
shoe boxes are for being attached to a leash and petting.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)

nothing wrong with a little light petting
Heavy petting on the other hand...
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

i'm sorry.
i'm addicted.. it's a desease
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)

No-no
It's ok... I just meant, use the other hand!
(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)

The spouse
At least she didn't have to run very far, unless you live somwhere like Texas, and if you do, I hope it's not a cowboy she's run away with........
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)

at least you got to see some cocks!

( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)

why do people bother
searching for the source of this..
and they must have the perfect one,
that means going through alot.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)

I like how the one at the bottom seems to be swimming around like some sort of sea creature

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

It reminds me of a giant sandworm in Dune

( Barbarossa Free xmas pudding hats for all bald people, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)

hahahaha yes

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

I just read your question of the week answer in your profile
Are you really such a RACIST TOSSER?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)

I don't remember that question

( Barbarossa Free xmas pudding hats for all bald people, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

or possibly a big black man?
debate.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)

Soop
Yep
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:01, archived)

Loop de Loop
An Everythingist tosser more like. Have a special hatred of all evil furtrappers.
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)