There was a lady on the radionews yesterday
telling us how British soldiers are out there, risking their lives, many of them dying, so far from home and comfort.

So, because they're out there, dying, they'd really appreciate it if we sent them some toothpaste and Haribo.

I do wonder how she thinks that sweets and toothpaste will stop soldiers dying.
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

haribo has the same bullet stopping qualities as kevlar.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

and toothpaste is great
for soothing anal chaff
( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

and smearing yourself in toothpaste,
acts as a repelant to all insurgents
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

they fear its minty whitness.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

i'm always amazed by people who're saying
"it's terrible all these british people dying in afgahnistan!" well, yeah.... it is sad, and it really is, but they are being paid to be soldiers and its not as though they joined up without knowing the risks, is it? maybe i'm just being cynical but no-one drafted them
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

Not to get to political...
Does anyone know why we went over there in the first place?
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

Free booze and whores

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Because the taliban weren't nice people
being all mean to their people, forcing silly laws on them.

Oh, and letting TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES operate in the country.

And if you're against the war on TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES, you must be one yourself. Or maybe both. A.. terrophile.
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

I thought TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES only operated in Jersey?

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

*prepares to invade Jersey*


*leaves invasion plans on train*
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

Hahahaha ^ What she said

/auto-reply no.154

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

i hate the taliban because they blew up the budda statues.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

Me too.
I'm quite glad the Taliban are out of power. But it was too late to save the statues :(
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

i think they nicked out oil or something
and tony bush wanted it back
( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Maybe they only joined up to parade around with the big hats on
They didn't realise about all the fighting and that
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Surely if you leave toothpaste and Haribo in the same box
overnight they will cancel each other out and you'll end up with nothing.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

This is what I have learnt from Science
But I will not test it, lest the Haribo be lost.
( Thinker actually likes George Lamb., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)