haribo has the same bullet stopping qualities as kevlar.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

and toothpaste is great
for soothing anal chaff
( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

and smearing yourself in toothpaste,
acts as a repelant to all insurgents
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

they fear its minty whitness.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)