Stalker Cake
My mum's friend makes cakes. She has never met me nor been in my room yet she managed to create an almost carbon (or icing sugar) copy of it for my birthday last year. The bed housed a scrumptious chocolate cake and the rest of the room was edible too should you have a penchant for vast amounts of sugar.



Full stalker details on my blog:

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

That must have taken you aaaages!

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

...to eat

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

I'm afraid...
I can't take credit for it... it was made for me by what I can only describe as a genius. Drop me a message if anyone wants the link to her cakey genius.
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

LINKY!
Please!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

linky linky!
www.allofmycakes.blogspot.com/
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

I hereby dub this woman a witch
Or she sold her soul to Satan for unbelievable cake making abilities. Which I understand perfectly.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

there is something very satanic about her biscuits
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/young indiana jones flashbacks
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

they look
like they've all eaten 10 biscuits each.
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

As a dedicated Christian
I can say 'it was worth it'


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

Amen

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

mmm caykes
my mum used to make these sorta cakes - any off bits and stuff i used to get. im now 16st, all her fault
( The Tig and me, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

Exactly
So it shouldn't have been on this board then.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

ah a cake that says
happy 24th birthday John YOU LAZY GIT! GET OUT OF BED AND GET A JOB.


in cake form
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

expressed through the medium of cake
.... and dance
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

Ha!
I had never thought about like that... far too lazy to read between the lines.
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

YOUR DUVET IS A DOOVGAY!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

wow
:o
( noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

the detail is amazing
and your mum's friend is .. how old? (as in: how she is so 'up to date' with the ps2 stuff and shit)
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)

exactly...
I was so shocked to see the detail - you would probably expect a copy of Now 69 and other chart botherers, but no - she asked mum about my favourite bands and came up with the Crayon Demos by Cooper Temple Clause. Just some good honest research I guess, as she is certainly older than me. It took a while to build up the courage to actually eat it!
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

YOU ATE IT?
O.O

;)

a seriously ace present
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)