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[challenge entry] Give me time to realise my crime...


And be gentle with me - this is a virgin post!

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Woo! :D
What's with all the good newbies today?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# word
best tuesday for ages.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# That looks like a girl on the internet....
How old is she?

*sounds the pandertron 2000*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# NONNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEE!
BURRRRRRRRRRRRN HIM!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *takes of Hexy mask*
*jazz hands*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
so is hexxy still a nonce or is that old news?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I like to think that in his heart of hearts, he still loves girls slightly younger than him
But then who doesnt?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# jonathan king...
all about teh boys!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# He's still a nonce.

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# is that according to mofaha tho?

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Nah I dunno, I'm just pissing about

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# don't be a cunt

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ^this

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'm not being a cunt!
I'm messing - it's b3ta.
If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't BE here.
If anything, hexy shouldn't have brought it to the board.

But I'm not starting this debate again.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Maybe so
I'm just disturbed at the amount of people who seem to have taken that kind of shit seriously
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah well I'm not taking it as serious as hexy made it out to be.
and I don't think badly of anyone involved, either.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# just take the piss out of the situation and not the people.
or something.

but hexxy knows i don't think he's a nonce and i'm sure he knows himself that he's not a nonce..just the whole fucking thing is hillarious.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ^This
Hexy and I had a bit of a tiff about it, but it's all good.
I know he's not a bad fella, and he's not a predator or anything stupid like that.
AAANYWAY
end of discussion.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# well i think hex sees the funny side of all this...well it's kind of hard to miss.
it's just very very silly. and funny.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Yep :]

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're at school.
I don't have to go to school.
I'm on "independent learning" formally known as study leave.
I only have to pop in for exams.
Last one of them tomorrow :D
W00t!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# The only reason I went in is to see my girlfriend, so HA.
I sacrifice time and the effort of travelling for her!
SO THERE
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# WHAT
Waste of time D:
You could've been here!
:D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I will be later :]
I have my last exam tomorrow, too.
I shall ask Laurence for a photo and vexel him this evening.
And possibly (POSSIBLY) a Gimposaurus.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Chemistry! Yay!
I need to teach myself the last module 'cause my teacher didn't manage to.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# best reply evar

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Cor!
Nice first post!

Welcome to b3ta, pull on a kitten, mind the Quo, shop a squirrel
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ...and fear a chair

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Arf!
I love how mutated the welcome message has become now.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# PULL TEH QUO, SHOP TEH FEAR, WELCOME TO SQUIRREL
i think if someone can avoid being scared off by the welcome messages then they deserve to stick around for a while
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Woo!
My initial thought was "OHNOESAMYWINEHOUSE!" but it good.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Same here!

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# That is a smashing cake :D
Welcome aboard!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# welcome aboard

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# You've got him down perfectly
even to the strangely round head. Woo!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it's a he

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# What is, Boy George?
Clue in the name and all that.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# gsm, i thought that was a fetish involving goats
also anyone object to me dumping this here?

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahahaahahahahahaa

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I dread to think. For once, I am oblivious if it is.
That's very good. Is Nell advertising tatties now, then? Other than her own?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# If I remember correctly,
she was advertising for Walkers.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# With Bet Lynch's hair on.

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yup
www.thelondonpaper.com/cs/Satellite/london/news/article/1157152683528?packedargs=suffix%3DArticleController

huge link
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!!!
*joins in*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# good lord!
i'd like to dump somthing on her.

mmm...

...sexy nell.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahahah
i bet someone will shop something else into her hands.. that's just the right size
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# it's like she's holding Mr Potatohead's plums

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# not at all *fwaps*

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# it's a he ?
which is almost word for word what i said when i fell in love during top of the pops
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh I seeeeeeeeeeee
Yes, he was very pretty. Now he looks like Steve McFadden with too much facepaint.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hello there wow

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Hello there Bedlam.

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# welcome to teh /board!
pull up a shop, sit on a kitten, and all that guff :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# URGH!!
woosome, but URGH!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Looks great, well done :)

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I like it
looks like the woman from Evanescence
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Boy George?
red gold and green

Ace first post, I expect more good cake from you in the future
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Marilyn?

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Gladys?

(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Thank you for the welcumz
I might dig around my photos and see what other cakey delights I have to show and tell. I am quite the master baker...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hello! your picture is nice and to the standard
welcome shop kittens etc...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Caaaaayke!
Woo!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Nice one!
We don't really want to hurt yoooou
*ahem*

Nice name! :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)