b3tards super popping drink
get coke


pour coke


get popping candy


pour into drink


Mix like a mother fucker

DRINK!


Verdict: tastes the same as coke but makes your mouth exploded 6/10

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)

Is your sig related to this misadventure?

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)

yes
yes it is
( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)

heehee,
look at your little twelve year old face.

Was it lolarious? Did it help with your shits? :\
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)

It was, well ok
and the shits have got better now thanks

ps: i am not 12
( Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)

You remembered what you wanted the other day?

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)

genius!
now i suggest you enroll on a private dental health scheme. :D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)

Pepsi > Coke

/controversial
( Mushroom, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)

I heard that with blind tests of like-for-like pepsi and coke products,
virtually noone is able to consistently tell which is which.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)

where does the word coke come from?
its coca-cola and pepsi cola, who called it coke? *ponders*

Fuck wikipedia
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)

I've no idea
I work for Pepsi co and I don't have a cocking clue
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)

really?
what are they like to work for? i have heard that coca cola are evil to employees but it could be bullshit :)
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)

awesome.
really take care of their employees.

only downside is no Coke in the vending machines :p
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)

haha!
what a disaster!

Are you allowed to bring your own onto the premesis?

:D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)

coke is from cocaine innit
or is that just an urban myth?
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)

No, coca-cola used to contain cocaine.
"Coke" is a contraction of "coca-cola".
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)

wow! i wonder if they have any of the original stuff in storage?
*steals*
*sells*
*tries*
*likes*
*really likes*
*runs out*
*sells self*
*dies* (probably)
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)

controversial

STONE COLD FACT MOTHERFUCKERS

Though I only drink diet or MAX because I'm a big girl
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)

bollocks
coke rules Pepsi
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)

All the diet stuff just tastes of horrible chemical sweeteners to me

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)

The carcinogens are what make it taste so good

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)

To be honest, the only fizzy drink I really drink now is beer.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)

diet anything is rank
I'd rather drink sugar than e-numbers ;)
( Mushroom, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)

Fuck yeah

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)

IRN-BRU PISSES ON BOTH OF THEM.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)

hahaha
you crazy Scots ;)
( Mushroom, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)

I was going to say
that Scotland and Peru are the only two countries in the world where Pepsi or Coke aren't the biggest soft drink, but I checked my facts first and apparently it isn't true.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)

Both are boring sugar water that your programmed by television to think matters at all
get some juice or some beer.
( hanke, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)

This.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)

Or beer juice.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:16, archived)

Fruit Tea > everything else

( The Great Architect, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)

fruit tea - fruit > everything else

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)

fruit tea - fruit - tea + ale> everything else.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)

haha
you're going to piss fizzy water out of your arse in an hour or two sean
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)

colonic irrigation (spelling?)
for the masses!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)