hum...po-lite-ly
-Marked by or showing consideration for others, tact, and observance of accepted social usage.

Oh. Pfft!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)

there used to be a cartoon strip called 'politenessman'. it was great.
here's a sample.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)

that's gold

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:33, archived)

it was in national lampoon in the early 80s, as i recall.
that, nuts, dirty duck - so many great strips (and one-off cartoons, too).
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:42, archived)