and a few of these?

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)

I'm quite sure there are none of those.
(what is it?)
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)

First thing that comes up on Google images
when you search for vibrator
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)

1 "massager"
one of those
something rubber
something plastic
two metal things
and something with fur.

oh, and some terribly written novels, and some that aren't so bad
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:11, archived)

You mean novels you wrote?
Cool.

I can kinda picture all the others, but fur? Unless they're furry handcuffs, I'm stumped...
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:14, archived)

I did not write the novels.
I could never think of nearly enough ways to say penis without saying penis.

and it is entirely possible that they are furry handcuffs ;)
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:16, archived)

lovestick
manhood
cock
organ
shaft

unless they're physics textbooks & you mean
PENIS - Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)

hehe, you said
physics

(psst. I've just started "My Secret Life" and highly reccomend it)
( gracielou, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:28, archived)

this one?

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 10:32, archived)