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From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

telegram for you :
congrats *STOP* have reached new low *STOP* please please please *STOP*

_{yeah its a blackadder joke, sorry}
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)

I cannot endorse the product safety standards of this vehicle

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)

fuck off, it's probably fine
NEXT!

*is the best at this job*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)

Well, the tyres are pretty fucking robust. Think positive.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)

UNIGITO: The tyre brand you can trust to not combust
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

haha, clearly you work for ****
"We need you to pass this assembly"
"The design is crap, it's dangerous"
"No, we NEED you to PASS this assembly"
"Fuck off and make it properly"

tale as told to me by someone working at *** testing a component for ****

oh well, what's a few deaths...
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

Just write the names, it's probably fine
*is also Lionel Hutz*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)

no, both organisations scare me

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)

type it
you pussy
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)

IT IT IT IT IT IT
IT IT IT

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)

you mean Ford don't you?
he means Ford
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)

haha

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)

if A times B is less than C
we don't do a recall
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)

A*B*C = X

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)

shit that was it
my mind is mush
i'm going to sleep
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

If A times B is more than the cost of the recall phonecall,
you can all shove a bastard in it

*profits maniacally*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

i love your sig!

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)

:D
and your sig!, what a nawty john leslies!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)

has he replied to your letter?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)

sadly not
but then, he's not a man of letters, he's a man of raping
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)

true! 10 people have been raped by him according to my facebook group
terrible.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)

I think I should join that,
cuz i dreamed that he did. With a baton crafted from lobster hands and gruyere.

*sobs*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)

he raped it and it smudged
:(
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)

he blasted a mighty hole with his throbbing rape prong

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)

"I'll give you 'full stop', you dirty papery SLAG.."
*pant, drool*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)

bet there was some origami going on as well
horror, man, horror
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)

Biiiig BadaBoom
:)
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)

Car B Q

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

*groan*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

some say he smouldered for a week
and warmed the entire town of brighton
some say he can now fit in an ashtray in an aston martin
all we know is he was the stig...
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)

Never mix Crossply and radial tyres

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)

especially not in soup

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)