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From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)

eeewwwww.....
Silly lass for wearing white.

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

Yeah, everyone knows she should've been water-skiiing or skydiving or something =)

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

go on
it's all the same, just remember to shower afterwards.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

...and don't look down while you wash it off.
And don't breathe in if you're averse to the smell of blood O_o
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

it doesnt smell THAT bad


_{what women have YOU been with?}
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

I just don't like the smell of blood...
It reminds me of mopping the toilet floor on a Sunday morning in a rather rough pub I used to work at O_o



Yes, really
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)

ooof
i know how you feel actually

after working in a similar sort of bar i had to clean vomit off the floor and urinal

now the slightest "gag noise" or waft of sick, will make me sick

_{i had to quit my job because of it}
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

I can't tell if you're serious or not...

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

why wouldn't he be
nature too squicky for your liking?
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

Not at all :P

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

Big red handprints
on the sheets FTW!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)

Hahahahahahah!!!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)

but a moist vagina
is the best time to enter
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

...one's dog at Crufts?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

that's one way to get on bbc2

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

LOL
you got me again, sir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

:)
I'm still imagining the outrage that would ensue following the raping of a dog during competition at Crufts.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)

:D

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

only if its well groomed

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

haircuts like this on girls make me want to beat them the fuck up.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

don't like the oliver look then?
Edit: also, people wearing all-white trouble me.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

Not in the slightest.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

neither do i.
although the look I prefer is one where I can't see the head-hair and can't breathe properly.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

*breaks chair*
Oh no, whatEVER am I to do?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

*does chair impression with face*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

That is UNCANNY
Hang on....


Well my chair's never done that before.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

sorry, i wasn't ready.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)

Right, you tell me when you are.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)

i just assume they're dead like in randall and hopkirk

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

haha
this had crossed my mind as one of the reasons, but I think it's just because the look a bit silly and like dental nurses, though not in a good way.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

can I watch?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

Naturellement.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

what's the problem with the combo?
I'm not a fan of the boyish cuts, either - just interested
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

It just gets to me.
Ladies have long hair. Well, except my Sue, but she looks nicer with it as well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)

*swishes*
/waistlength hair
( Fluzzy is smiling, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)

*lovely bit of rape*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)

Ohh, nice.

( Fluzzy is smiling, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)

i think she looks quite nice.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)

You have her then
for she shall not be dining at the Captain's table.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

I do *so* hope that's a euphamism....
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

But of course.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)

How could I ever have doubted you, lovely?
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)

I know!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)

But haircuts like that can be good
www.cbs.com/primetime/the_unit/bio/audrey_marie_anderson/bio.php

However I would prefer to call her Kim, not Audrey
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

she's rotten.
and Audrey is a nice name.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

I think the name Audrey was
spoiled for me by family friend who is not my cup of tea.
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)

JESUS FUCKING HELL *rolls self back from desk*
No. Not for me. Chuck it down a well or something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

*asks colleagues to scrape self from floor after collapsing in a heap laughing*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)

why
But
Every
Anatomically
Nice
Single lesbian has one
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Pwnt!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)

Speaking as someone with far more experience than your good self
(one would hope) of the anatomically nice lesbian, this is very far away from true.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)

it was the only good
way of getting "beans" into a post (read down the side)
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

Beeeeaaannnsss

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

i think im on
ignore now

:-(
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)

Hahahahahahah

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)

^this, but
beat them the up
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)