I'm fresh out of ideas for new pictures
apart from this poor effort :(


From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

i imagine you are aware this has been done
but never with a very grinny car or a truly fucked motorbike
(John Leslie, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

The car only smiles
because he knows he's about to crush a BMW motorbike rider.

Smug cunts.
(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

yeah but they're all motorbikes jumping cars..

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

only because that's the way the sign is

(John Leslie, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

and I'm the first to do car jumping a motorbike
so nyer nyer nyer nyer :P
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

The bike will be fine.
If you'll remember, the Blue Car took the Milky Way.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

Now I have that in my mind!!

( Mstandot, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

eh?

(John Leslie, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

Fuck, I didn't realise it was this old...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF9nkpVHzrY
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

I didn't realise it was so cringe-worthy!!!
*grinds teeth and shudders*
( Mstandot, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

You love it.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

jesus.... i remember that.
1989? that must one of my earliest memories then as i'd have been two.

christ how sad. an earliest memory being of an advert
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

I'm almost certain it was kicking around later than that
I would have been four in 1989 and at the time we were living in Holland without English TV, so I suspect it was on again in 1991 or 1992 which is when I remember it from.
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)

*grins and clicks this post*

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

oh jesus christ
I haven't had that in my head since I was like... six.
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

hahahhahahha I havnt seen that before
/saracsm blog

No disrespect intended
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

motorbike jumping car you mean?

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)

Yeah sorry late tired cranky

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

The new impreza is fucking horrible

( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

no it fucking isn't

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

it fucking well is

( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

I can assure you that no car is fucking me

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

hahaha

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

Its a horrible looking focus/civic hybrid hatchback
bring back the 1995 model!
( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

no car looks like me either

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

It all started going downhill when they brought in the bubble headlights
Then they thought.. hmmm... people dont like this look.. lets bring the old headlights back... but lets fuck around with the rest of the car.
( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

I think you have missed the joke; still.

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

no I got the joke
but thanks for asking
( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yes it does.

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

bubble headlights ruined the look
the rectangular headlights were an important visual feature
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

^This.

( Mstandot, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

yes, it fucking is

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

Well he's clearly going to die.

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)