I dunno, really,

but I like taking the piss out of these fuckwits...

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( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm against picketing;
I just don't know how to show it.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

it'll never get better if you picket
/pratchett blog
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

Pocketing

/vowel please Carol.
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)

they're on dave + 1 right now.
bunch of bigoted wankers.
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

It's a bit of a fish/barrel scenario.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

Fishbarrel....
is that like Catbus?
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

No its more like catdog

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

CatDog. Now there was a highbrow cartoon.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

all along in the world was the little catdog
it speaks about how persecuting people because they are different to you is eventually fruitless as we are all of one being at the end of the day.

deep stuff.
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)

*tries to remember the theme song to it*
Alone in the world with a little CatDog is all I an remember

Edit: Oh yes

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y-m_GddZmPQ
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

I once watched that in France.
CHAT-CHIEN

CHAT-CHIEN

CHAT-CHIEN
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)

I know, but I'm out of hummus for this compo,
aaaand why not...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

ahahah
n1
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

pfft

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

Hahaha
'Babyliss, you cunt!' was the best.

The best what, I do not know, but it was certainly the best something.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)

i think it goes in the "sort of a bandwagon" category.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

Is it still a bandwagon if no one understands what it's about though?
I only saw the advert like a week or so afterwards and just cracked up laughing.

Ohhh Babyliss.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

I still don't know what it's about.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

^this
i haven't seen the ad either
am i missing much?
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)

Not the actual ad but sort of explains it pretty much.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)

haha
ooooooh right...
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)

hahaha

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)

the model in the video looks incredibly glum while the other woman's talking
is it wrong that i just watched a 2 minute video instructing me on how to curl my hair?
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)

arf!
I don't regret her abortion.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

woo here they come!

( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

Babyless?

( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

you cunt

( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how the fuck did this come about?
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)

the pic?
or the pearoast?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)

*searches*
*finds*
we are the lemonandlime's cartoons were the best
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)

*snort*
I likes that, I does. =]
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

here's a thought.
if they hate america,and everything "evil" in america,then WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL LIVING IN AMERICA??!?!
(Lt. Shinysides will eat it later., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)

If they hate fags so much
they could move to a state like California, where they have a smoking ban.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

If they moved to Iraq they wouldn't be special!

( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

I like the fact that they're actually considered a terrorist organisation by the state department
If only they'd put gitmo to some good use...
( Mushroom, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hahaha!
Much better, thankyou! :D
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

this is what i thought the entire way through that theroux show
"seriously what the fuck happened to him to hate gays so much?"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)

Well since they've recently re-defined fags to mean anyone who disagrees with their world view,
it's become a different argument. It seems they have some sort of agenda to simply annoy folks.

What's most intriguing to me is apparently they're somehow making lots of money out of it.
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

ah yes the "fag enablers"
zomgwtf? fag enablers? f'real?
i remember reading one article on them that suggested the grandad was actually a performance artist
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)

haha yes "fag enablers"
got an enraged chuckle from me.

No, fag, you're not allowed. So we win. Crack out the nigger-blood, darling, I've got me a thirst.

Edit: Slightly related awfulness www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN5rHbkCdOA
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)

well here's the weird part.
guess who was the trailblazing lawyer who helped lead the way to racial equality in their state? grandpappy.
the plot thickens
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)

the beardy bloke at the start?
I find that hard to comprehend.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

I find them hard to comprehend,
but then, I always find anyone that causes nothing but negativity and hurt without any personal gain very hard to comprehend.

Seriously, I just don't get it, the motivation eludes me completely, and it scares me that such people exist.
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)

mmmmm there ain't no smoke finer than hand picked, dried and shredded homosexuals
:)
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)

I can see the adverts now
"smoke cock"
( Mushroom, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)

WARNING: Cock smoking can harm you and others around you

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)

Smoking cock while pregnant may harm your baby

( Mushroom, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)

Smoking Cock may reduce the blood flow and cause impotence

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)

yay!
signs all done.

*smokes and looks hard, but not in a gay way*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)

*smokes Cock and looks hard, but not in a gay way*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)

*Smokes gay and gets way hard cock, but look!

( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)

*prints on t-shirt*
*sells in japan*

*profits*
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)

I do not have knowledge at what you may mean,
Happiness! Have Good Day!
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

the best japanese t-shirt i've ever seen was
"YOU WANT TO
MAKE FUCK
WITH ME...


BUDDY?"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)

No fecking way!?
Hahahaha!

Mind, how many times do you see folks here with Japanese and Chinese symbols on their T-Shirts, or even tattoos, I do wonder if it's as amusing to them...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)

Yes, quite so.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)