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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)

"Surely the judges will come down on him like a ton of bricks."
"Carrying bikes on the back of a motorbike, is not a very sportsman like way to run this race."

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( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)