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Bindun?
And be nice, first image post

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(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

PREST PREST PREST.
I meant the other side of town. WELL THANKS FOR TELLING WHERE THE FUCK THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN IS TO START WITH YOU OAF.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

this^
i laughed when he got munched failing the mission
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

Nicely done brother!
Aha-hahahahaha
( Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

hah

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

we don't go to ravenholm!
:)
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

I'm so puzzled :)

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

Doesn't take much.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

Oi
It's perhaps true, but still oi.

Howdo?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Tired, headachey. You?

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

A bit anxious and weird.
But oh well...

Nice epic paint thing by the way :)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

What's up?
And thanks.
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Gotta do this thing tomorrow because we have the day off college
and I'm mega, mega, mega, mega scared.

Also, it will probably lead to me spending all my savings, yay.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

You'll be ace at the thing.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Haha! Awwh
Unfortunately it's not exactly something I can 'ace', but I'll try :)


*power stance*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

what is the thing?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Teeny bit embarassing, really.
Hmm :\
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

:S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Be awesome once it's over though

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Horse butt fisting exam.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

It's true
*hangs head in shame*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

sit on a toriodal cushion

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

I was going to be kinder than that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

I wasn't, but then again, I'm a cunt.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

I would actually like to see if you can guess
because you most probably can't :)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

well, we could all take turns with something but you never have to tell us if we're right
so it's a degenerate game with hidden rules and it's not anything I need to know. Besides the things I can think of don't make complete sense. So I'm not going to win, therefore I'm not playing. *goes off in mathematical humph*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

I'm actually very glad
as if you'd got it right I probably would have died :)

Lol @ mathematical humph.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

You're going to hire a male escort aren't you?...

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

How much do you charge?

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

Depends how much of a run up I can get.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

This is why I love you.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
Jeru the Rhino.

*makes huffy snort noises*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

Actually I'm usually called Kanjeru
but that's another story entirely....
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

I am in a constant mathematical humph. that is my life

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

I got fed up of Mathematical Humphs this year.
ROLL ON E & D GRADES!
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

maths is wonderful

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

cervical smear?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

That's actually a reasonable suggestion
but no.

You generally only have those after you've actually done sex.

^_^
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

O_O
I'm going to go and have a cigarette before I start trying to take your virginity.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

*ROFLS*
:)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'm not even going to try

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Oh?
*is offended*


I'LL GO CRY NOW
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

NOW?!
I thought you were a 18th century stereotype. You should be crying constantly!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

I am crying inside.

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

What, some kind of vaginal discharge?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

Sorry but comeon anyone can do better than me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

WHUT?
You must be crraaaazy
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

nobody has really wanted to up to now
why should the situation change?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

You seem bloody ace though.
We're either both equally awesome or equally lame, as I've not managed to get a boyfriend yet either. Not that you'd want a boyfriend, I assume, but you know what I mean.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

*points at lame person*
ha-HA!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

Hooray for being laaame :D
/shame blog
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

how is that going to erode her savings?
do medical tests cost money in the uk?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

Your reasoning is flawless.

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

body mod or something childlike?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

why would that be something childlike?
are Fisher-Price doing body-mods in the uk?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Yeah, you get Playdoh inserted into your layer between your skull and forehead skin.
"Look I can make it say anything!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

it was an OR statement.
you have turned it into an AND statement that mirrors my reply to you...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

No he hasn't.
If it was an AND statement that would not necessitate that the two things where one and the same. It could just be a body mod and something else.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

0o he took my or question and mashed it up
I liked my or question how it was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Eeerrrrhhhm
Sort of
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

hums...
If it's not a fanny ring I don't wanna know
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

I was actually thinking about getting a vagina piercing
but not for a couple of years probably.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

I don't know. I've never had a smear test.
and I didn't read all of the thread.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Crazy Russian prests!
Some kid burnt my neck...I didn't like it.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

мое имя dyer jacob и я живу в bristol. он сказов. я звучаю как barnaby медведь. я люблю barnaby медведь. одно время он пошел к Франции. я пошел к Франции. но некоторый малыш сгорел мою шею. я не полюбил оно.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

не жуйте сопли
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

wow
i love how "jacob", "bristol" and "barnaby" are untranslatable
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

They're names, of course you wouldn't translate them.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

I'm still trying to figure out what you've called me
but it comes out the translator as 'do not chew'?
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Your translator sucks :)
It's an old Ukrainian saying. "Don't chew the snot".
( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Ahh right
Thank you, I shall bear that in mind next time I feel the urge to chew something.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Yeah! JUST DON'T DO IT.

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

ah, that old insult
the insulter hoping that by urging you not to properly masticate your food, you will choke to death
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

shh
i still found it funny
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

:)

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

*freaks out and shotguns the screen*

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Here is a loaded shotgun. *throws it*

( Ttssattsr DOMEDAG, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

As long as it's french.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

*freaks out and grav-guns circular saw blade at the screen*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

I never risked saw blading a fast zombie.
Especially since the fuckers seem to keep crawling when they have no legs.

*SHOTGUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUN*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

smg for the fast ones
its the only way to be sure
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

SHOTGUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUN

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

but what if you have to reload?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

You can fire whilst reloading.
Perfect solution
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Piiiiiiiiiiineapple!
Hello
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

Hello

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

How was killin' last night?

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Badass.
I'm a fucking headshot machine.
I went to bed at around 4, my bloodlust is soaring again.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Bloodlust... haha
Why does that sound cute coming from you?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

I got the powered-up grav gun on that level.
If you use it on Grigori, he stays alive but a copy of his body, dead, flies out of him.
I kept shooting him and there was a pile of dead Grigoris behind him.
He wasn't fazed.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

This used to happen if you killed people underwater in garrys mod
They'd stay stood on the bottom, while copies of their corpses floated to the surface. I took a screenshot once, and it looked like a multiple exposure photograph.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

It's great fun :D
I used his corpse to kill zombies.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

I can't understand
why this hasn't bindun before now - how did nobody think of this?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

On that note

CFB (169k)

Is anyone else reminded of Black Mesa by the whole CERN/LHC thing?
( Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

i'm waiting for them to turn it on
so that we can destroy the universe.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

I made a mock BBC news article
about it a few years back

*tries to find*
*fails*
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

poisin headcrab bastards.
crowbar crowbar crowbar.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)