anyone who remembers this
situation from last october...meet girl, like girl, ask girl out, girl says she has just come out of long relationship, i sigh, we decide to ask again later blah blah.
well, its update time. havent really seen her since christmas, but this last week seen each other nearly everyday, and she has been really touchy feely and calling me darling and honey and everything, even kissed my head the other day. great stuff.
however, i do not know if she is going out with this guy i know. I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT EVERYTHING AGAIN.
still, listening to hocus pocus by focus at the moment, so it's not all bad.
(rnuk -, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)

i'll see if i can find a silly chicken
apparently they care.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)

oi
handbag?
( pep, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:56, archived)

indeed

( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)

worthy of
a small handbag
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:00, archived)

sounds like you
need to talk to her, properly...
( pep, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)

dag nammit
what do i say? ahem, are you going out with him or what? she knows i like her and i am really confused by everything and it was all so nice up until today. bastard bastard bastard.
(rnuk -, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)

yep
exactly that. If she's as nice as you think she is, then she should stop mucking you around. At least then you'll know.
( pep, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)

and then you can
stab her.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:59, archived)

stab!
stab! stab!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)

If it's any consolation
I've been going out with this fantastic girl for the past 3 weeks. Everything's going really really well, and the sex is incredible. I'm very happy.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)

i've been in a stable relationship for, ooh, fifteen months now
we live together and we've very much in love. and she has shiny hair
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)

I didn't scroll that at first
and only saw the left hand side. I wasn't too impressed at that.

Then I scrolled and you're right. Luverly hair.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:00, archived)

i don't have shiny hair
but it is lovely and fuzzy.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:01, archived)

are you at a wedding...?
....I know this because there is a child sliding about on the shiny wooden floor behind you...
( Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:03, archived)

that would be my nephew
and yes, it was my brother's wedding.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)

see!
I am a fucking genius!
( Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)

or could it be
that the url contains the words "wedding pictures"? :)
( the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:19, archived)

NO!
Children always slide all over the wooden floors at wedding receptions...and little girls always dance with grandfathers by standing on grampa's feet and holding his hands!
( Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:30, archived)

oh i am so tempted to shop
that.......must resist.....think of others.....must resist....ah fuck it!
(cheebatv, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)

If its any consolation...
I dumped my gf three weeks ago and she's being a crazed bitch... bloody women
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)

that would explain
why she's being so odd with rnuk.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:03, archived)

This could be true...
Although the txts that she sends are amusing. Thor suggested that I put up a site of all of them and allow people to suggest replies!
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)

ooh go on
did she say she wanted you to lick her aunt?

predicative text can be a nightmare sometimes.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)

Have you had too much sugar in your tea?
You're being quite funny tonight :op
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:07, archived)

no, i'm just bored
i finished all my work at about half six, but i can't be bothered to go back home before going out near holborn. so... here i am. off in a few minutes though.

and btw - i'm this funny ALL the time.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)

Oh sorry,
I forgot you were funny.

Have a good night buddy.
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)

mate of mine has
a girlfriend called Amy - but the word the phone suggests before 'Amy' is 'cow'...
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)

my flatmate
is called abi. my phone suggests her name is in fact 'bag'.
( zerolicious, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)

you
like bag?
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:23, archived)

My sister's name, in predictive text:
Rabid Agony.

She's quite proud.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:32, archived)

Does she phone you at
2, 3, and 4 in the morning, then hang up as soon as you answer?
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:07, archived)

No, she phones me at that time
telling me all the naughty things she'd like to do to me.
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)

Ah well.
BT do this thing so you can block certain numbers if things get bad enough.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)

That could come in handy!
Can you say, "Can I block this number because my ex keeps calling to tell me she wants to suck my todger?"
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)

why not record her
and then let people listen to them for the price of a premium-rate phone call?
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)

Didn't think about that...
I like it! I like it a lot!
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)

Kicked out my girlfriend of six years about three weeks ago..
...she slept with someone at work.....
...
....bugger!!
(...mmm..., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:24, archived)

Well, if'n you'll take a page from the book of rat... you'll never know unless you ask. You'll sit around and fret about it, adrenaline pumping through your system and your poor heart about to shred itself with nervous tremors; and that won't help you or her.

Talk to her. Tell her you like her a lot and would like to see her more. Ask her if she likes you. Heck, I don't know the words and I'm pretty sure that girls don't care about the words because the words don't matter if the question is right.

Life isn't lived unless you take risks. Best case here, you realise a romantic relationship with the girl. Worst case, you read the situation wrong, she doesn't have a romantic interest in you and doesn't want to see you again. Fortunately the worst rarely happens. Take a risk mate. The rewards can be amazing.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:03, archived)

get that out of a cracker did you?
i hate all of this...ah...pornography, eases the pain
(rnuk -, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)

i think
he's totally. right. And what's the alternative? Mope about? Get taken for a mug - which is what you're feeling now...
( pep, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)

well, thats what i planned for now
shes away until friday. the thing is, if i say are you off out with this shmuck (instantly becomes a shmuch because he is not me) and she says no, it could all work out peachy, if she says yes then its embarrasing silence, oh, ah well, then back to what i am like now.
sometimes i wish i wasnt so cynical.
(rnuk -, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)

Aw, I can just picture you now,
rocking slowly back and forth, crying and masturbating.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)

did you put that camera in here?
you bastard
(rnuk -, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)

Never mind plenty more fish in the sea
but who wants to go out with a fish?
Heres a pic of me to console u with...

and yes I'm single ;)
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)

you hot!
this is me, I'm single too

( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)

your hot too ;)
mmmmmmmm........*unclean thoughts*
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:11, archived)

exactly how unclean? :)
should we be charging the lads to watch this conversation? ;)
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)

lol probably
especially when jam, baked beans and whipped cream are adding into them
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)

and strawberries
lots of fun can be had with strawberries.
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)

strawberries
yes i forgot them *melts into a hot sticky mess*
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:19, archived)

.
*licks up hot sticky mess*
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)

lol
must thrash myself later for these filthy thoughts
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:24, archived)

This thread is about as erotic
as having your wisdom teeth out.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:25, archived)

Could do...
but then I'd have to charge you extra to show you this:

( Boot, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:28, archived)

why...
...no, don't answer
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:29, archived)

see those
cans, bottles and other assorted parra ...er... parerf ..er.. parifinal ..er.. things....

that's why.
( Boot, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:35, archived)

also notice
the lack of female company ;)
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:35, archived)

You know,
I've *never* been able to work that one out....
( Boot, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)

hahah
hehehe
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:31, archived)

I am single too,


This is me.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:13, archived)

phwoar
i would.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)

that
nearly rivals my beard
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:15, archived)

Eye
wood ;op
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)

Since you gals are giving the guys something to look
at, its only fair that I give the ladies something to oogle over as well... I'm the sexy one on the right.


( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:26, archived)

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Shame you didn't take the advice on your t-shirt there!
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:30, archived)

hahahah
yeah..........
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:36, archived)

hubba!
...tis a pity I am married!! and that I would not be able to pronounce your name...
/edit - boo! batsgirl - you smoke...boo...
( Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)

hey!
smoking is both big & clever.

*waves at Unununium*
( zerolicious, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:15, archived)

keep me stocked up on cigars
big boy ;)
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)

Over here... look at me!
I'm single... over here! *waves*

Ok, so I'm a bit of a freak... that probably ain't good.
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:11, archived)

but you can...
do magic - you must be really good with your hands...*fnar fnar*
( Bitchpapa, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:15, archived)

This is true...
My fingers have a lot of excercise over the past ten years. They're the longest and strongest in the west. I know someone 6'8" and my hands are still bigger than his!
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:17, archived)

Sod them lot
pick me !!!
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:15, archived)

I've already
warned her that you're a crazed mad man with no personality and a small nodger (info gained from Thor).

Sorry to let the truth out.
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:20, archived)

hey
no fair.

Give me a chance why don't you.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:25, archived)

Sorry...
You're a great geezer really. Well, kinda.
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:29, archived)

to whom do you speak
I'm having trouble lining up the posts
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:24, archived)

I was referring to uniuninunnnunnunununums
that name, I think.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:33, archived)

your off to a flying start
can't even remember my name tut tut
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:34, archived)

choose me
i'm single.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)

yeah but there's like 27 u's
can I call you Dave ? - cos that would be easier.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)

you
romancer
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

I try
I often fail.



really I am the World's most romantic bloke but I can't show the board
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:41, archived)

i have my suspitions about all this
is yr first name really gary
were you in a 1970's glam rock outfit
do you like big collars? and platform boots
(cheebatv, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:41, archived)

no
but I'm currently playing Captain Hook in panto
(Unununium, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)

mm thought so
well i'm 13, and i like justin timberlake
(cheebatv, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:46, archived)

oh.
sniff
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:38, archived)

you're next on my list
I have a list of 2
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

don't worry
i still love you.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

Yes.
Jesus loves you.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)

That's a nice pic
and an interesting pose.

Here's me and my girlfriend, she's quite petite.

( sadmike, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:39, archived)

kinell
how do you kiss her ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

Carefully
.
( Boot, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)

Here...
have a tiny hug

(Ellis, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:15, archived)

Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill
yourself, It's the only option
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 27 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)