get that out of a cracker did you?
i hate all of this...ah...pornography, eases the pain
(rnuk -, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)

i think
he's totally. right. And what's the alternative? Mope about? Get taken for a mug - which is what you're feeling now...
( pep, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)

well, thats what i planned for now
shes away until friday. the thing is, if i say are you off out with this shmuck (instantly becomes a shmuch because he is not me) and she says no, it could all work out peachy, if she says yes then its embarrasing silence, oh, ah well, then back to what i am like now.
sometimes i wish i wasnt so cynical.
(rnuk -, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)

Aw, I can just picture you now,
rocking slowly back and forth, crying and masturbating.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)

did you put that camera in here?
you bastard
(rnuk -, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)