reminds me of going to see Liverpool play.


Parked the car round the corner from Anfield and this kid, who must have been only 7-8, comes up to me and says "Can I look after yer car mister?"
me: "no, I think it will be ok"
kid:"is it fire proof?"
me:"Here's £5"

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(snowboardrob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

OI!

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

ey ey ey!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

I trust you were an away supporter visiting Anfield?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

or quite possibly a liverpool supporter
seeing as how 90% of them come from down south
( thiswasmyclone, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

I AGREEEEEEEEE...
...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Lt. Shinysides will eat it later., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Similar experience for me.
Went to Anfield to see Charlton playing them a few years back.

Oik: £5 my man.
Me: Nah, the car will be fine.
Oik: No it wont.
Me: Yeah, I have my rottweiler in the back.
Oik: Is he a firefighter?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

I'm upset by the implication that they would torch your car with a doggy inside.
You should have clubbed him to death and fed him to the dog, and left a little sign saying
"Are you REALLY sure I've gone to the game?"
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)