I gone done my first image posting mommy!
www.b3tards.com/u/620e7f0caedda4499259/steps.jpg
God Edit: You are in a dark room. Your image is double the file size limit for static images. There is an image optimiser in your inventory. You can hear a grue. Action?

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

(Monsieur Mangetout confuses dreams and reality just like Dougal on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)

My internet has run out agai........

( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

maybe you should stop browsing internet, emmstan dott

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

But I will miss
my porn all you lovely lovely people
( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

BUT THE HAMSTERS ARE DYING.

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

NURSE!!

( WiL can take it all!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

RAWRL!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

It's rather large, but contains hummus,
therefore have a Woo! and equally a Fuck off and make it smaller!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

:D

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

You
Should read the FAQ
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand you buggered it up
Half the size would be very nice plskthx

Edit: Oooh, God's very quick these days!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)

nice idea
but under 50k and it would be nicer
(yfky left but still should be doing college work, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

haha
this has made me wonder what the most SEAMLESS first post ever was
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)

why?
hello new person. please read our FAQ. cheers
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

Oooh, is that working again?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

yes i believe so
with a bit of messing...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
i could go on, but that would be spamming
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

See, that's no fun
Could've made ONE of them different....
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

what about the original one...

( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)

TEN horsepoints

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)

That's what I meant originally
Last time I was round here, horses was dead.

I'm too scared to click the top one, I don't know that one...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)

i need to get my brain in gear at times, heh
its like b3ta but not as good and no community
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)

Still not brave enough...
Last time I followed one of those without hovering, I met the delights of meatspin...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)

Funny how this link is purple and the ones below still blue.
I can't say I'm a terribly big fan of horses. One bit me once.
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)

If you use b3ta's built in uploader, this kind of anger doesn't happen
Because it's foolproof, you see
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

cr3, your name is always pronounced as cree in my head
even though it's wrong :(
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

I'd change it to seearrthree for you, babe, but it'd fuck up my Google ranking something awful.

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

MY RANKING
MY IMPORTANT RANKING
I'M HIGHLY RANKED DONTCHAKNOW

srsly though isn't it short for cr3ation? do you pronounce that see arr three ay tee aye oh enn? :(
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)

cr3ation is creation
cr3 is seearrthree.
I can see why this seems complex.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

sorry, you lost me
run that by me again :3
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

cr3ation is pronounced as "creation"
cr3 is pronounced "seearrthree", because "cree" would be mis-spelt as "cree" when heard.

cr3ation, however, is the "online home for cr3", so as a play on words, it's pronounced "creation".

If that makes sense.
The company I own, "cr3ative media" is pronounced as "creative media".
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

so let me recap what i've learned so far
it's cree, and it's short for cree ate lion. got it.


...i'm kidding, cr3, don't hate me please :(
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

You make me cry ;_;

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)

cry cree
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)

PFFFT

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High BAH FUCKING HUMBUG http://bit.ly/FREEPORN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

*head asplodes*

( Mstandot, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

I read it already as C R 3
:D

I'm great! do I win a prize?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)

You win greatly

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

YAY! Now I can run out into the street shouting
"I'm a winner! Ya HEAR THAT YA BASTARDS!"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

YOU WIN ROBOT

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

I'VE EDITED MY SIGNATURE. DO YOU LIKE IT?
*eyes*
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

you'll always be cree to me <3
STOP FLASHING THOSE EYES AT ME
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)

this problem would be solved with punctuation
commas or fullstops. maybe even colons.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

I HOPE IT SEX ROBOT! FOR ANGRY ROBOT SEX!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)

RRRRAAAAAGGGE RRAAAAPPPE RRROOBBOOOOTTT

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

ARG! AGRESSIVE SEX ROBOT WILL DAMAGE NUTS!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)

Oh, is it not then?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)

quick some one send for a fool.
^aaah marx brothers slightly out of context paraphrase^
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)

I love you, God.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)

THIS

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

Hahaha
is God stoned this evening?
( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)

*give self to Grue*
edit: hahahahahahahahaahahahahaah - stepped! :D


( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)

\o/ to your sig :D

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)

God this thing is so fucking patronising,
sorry and all but it is, feel free to do your 'worse' if it's not allowed for anyone to say that.
( WiL can take it all!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)

God is a geek

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)

If I ignore the seams and the size,
this is quite funny.
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)

Seek the FAQ as advised

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)

i like the idea
i also like the god edit. yay for both of you
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)